"Ultrabot" Avaricious Rector (left) with Alamiga Anatine in his home.Alamiga Anatine: Thank you for inviting me to your, umm... home.
Avaricious Rector: [stares into space]
Alamiga Anatine: Are we inside one of Ultra's computers? I like what you've done to the place!
Avaricious Rector: [stares into space]
Alamiga Anatine: Right, lets move on to some questions about your role in the game. I noticed that you're online, apparently 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Don't you ever sleep?
Avaricious Rector: [stares into space]
Alamiga Anatine: I see, maybe you're too tired to answer that right now. I was switched from a previous "Ultrabot" to you, a couple of days into the game. Do you have any plans on sending me to another Superior? I know I can be a handful at times.
Avaricious Rector: [stares into space]
Alamiga Anatine: OK, well... I'll take it by your silence, that you have no immediate plans for me. Do you have any ambitions on becoming a Guild Leader?
Avaricious Rector: [stares into space]
Alamiga Anatine: Well I see your a bit indecisive about revealing your goals. I'm going to field questions via IM now and relay them for you to answer, Avaricious.
HanosunnesWoom Root: will there be any other avenues that join the two TE's? Like with the Dreams, maybe a "wormhole?"
Avaricious Rector: [stares into space]
Alamiga Anatine: I'm not sure if Ultra consults his "Ultrabots" on those matters Hano.
Zippo Waco: Why do you show me NO benefits whatsoever?
Avaricious Rector: [stares into space]
Alamiga Anatine: I've noticed that every time I decline an offer to join another Superior, that Avaricious Rector sends me a nice Loyalty Payment. Thank you for those, Avaricious. Perhaps Zippo, your too high to get offers? I'm sure you'd be a valuable commodity for anyone, Zippo.
Swankhaven Blitz: Why do you keep wanting me to rank up Bethany? I hate you sooooo much! She's bossy!
Avaricious Rector: [slams hands onto desk leaving imprints]
Alamiga Anatine: I'm not sure this is the place to discuss why the "Ultrabots" seem to favor Bethany, I'm sure Bethany deserves their loyalty regardless. Also, in defense of Bethany, she has paid our Alliance Dues occasionally. Some free ships would be nice though.
Kelly Barron: To what do you attribute your incredibly fast rise to the top? Do you believe in taking care of your downline? What were you thinking when you picked the your name?
Avaricious Rector: [stares into space]
Alamiga Anatine: That may have been too many questions for him to handle at once, Kelly. I'm sure he'll get back to you on those.
Bruce1 Spyker: Why are we overworked and over taxed?
Avaricious Rector: [stares into space]
Alamiga Anatine: Your one of my subordinates Bruce, hush and get back to work, we'll talk later.
Avaricious Rector: [stares in space with look of approval]
Alamiga Anatine: Wonderful, Avaricious, you've shown us that your definitely are the strong silent type. An asset you and the other "Ultrabots" should be proud of! Thank you for allowing me to interview you and inviting me into your domain!
Avaricious Rector: [stares into space]
Alamiga Anatine: Ummm, I'll just let myself out... Where's the door?
Blog readers, please feel free to ask your own questions in the comments for Avaricious Rector and any other "Ultrabots" since well, they apparently are all the same.
ROFL I love it!
ReplyDeleteWhat about "I'm thinking of transferring to someone else, what do you think of that?"
My guess is [stares into space]